...And to make sure no one takes it personally, I've made sure to be equally offensive to everyone!
Q: How do you tell when your soloist is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Q: How many soloists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?
A: The baritone.
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."
Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can't get up that high.
Q: How many basses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.
Q: Where's a tenor's resonance?
A: Where his brain should be.
Q: What do you call ten baritones at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What's the definition of an alto?
A: A soprano who can sightread.
Q: What's the difference between an alto and a tenor?
A: Tenors don't have hair on their backs.
That's all for now folks!
Stay tuned!
Laura
Hmm... It seems the MD escaped un-mocked...
ReplyDeletethere may have to be a follow up post!